Epithets Yardsss

• 1 As Lake Itasca Spills 06:02
• 2 If You Find Me Let Me Know, Existential Pilot Vessel 05:30
• 3 When I Close My Eyes I Could Be Anywhere 02:25
• 4 I Write Suicide Notes to Pass the Time 01:19
• 5 Come Home, You've Been Gone a Thousand Years 04:26
• 6 Don't Slow Dance with Your Skeleton 02:56
• 7 Sweet Shade Have You No Reprieve? 06:44
• 8 Whisper Me the Sweetest Lie 02:22
• 9 Heart Breaks so Easily Now Now Now 04:31
• Total Runtime 36:15

Info for Epithets

Epithets ØØØ was written and recorded as another of Krist Krueger's continuous song-a-week series' in quick fashion displaying the writer's unique and prolific ability to jump into the studio with a basic idea, if any, and produce fully executed arrangements, literary and poetic storylines and entire sonic landscapes.

Yardsss, Krist Krueger (solo)

Yardsss
Regarding Krist Krueger's Yardsss: If you read about it before listening, you'd likely mistake it for a liberal arts master's thesis. Where most bands play "shows," Yardsss puts on "performance case studies" and multimedia installations, including a collection of songs inspired by—not covers of!—avant-garde composer John Cage. All this could be completely obnoxious except for one thing: Yardsss is transcendentally, earth-shatteringly gorgeous. If you can make music like that, you get to call your show a case study.

Yardsss tends toward the dark and droning and bombastic, with heady, swelling orchestrations. Perhaps because human voices appear so rarely and the music is so evocative, it occasionally brings to mind Emeralds' Does It Look Like I'm Here? It doesn't take many listens to understand that Krueger is breaking boundaries not for the sake of being (or seeming) transgressive, but to make sounds that awaken actual feelings—uplifting, inspiring emotions. - Portland Mercury

"This new album [Granfalloons] from Yardsss is bloody brilliant." - Echoes and Dust

"Granfalloons is a masterfully cohesive listen not for the faint of heart; immerse yourself in chaos and find wabi-sabi in the soothing ferocity of an album straddling shoegaze, electronica and psychedelia as one unifying tone for the present day. Granfalloons will blow your fucking mind." - Echoes And Dust ​

"The album’s first single “Granfalloons II” is a slow-burning, introspective and shoegazey track consisting of dirge-inspired power chords, soaring backing vocals, swirling electronic and feedback and anthemic hooks paired with Krueger’s earnest and yearning baritone underneath the arena-filling bombast, the song sounds as though it could be a moody, shoegazer-inspired version of Live‘s “I AloneI Alone” — but with an art school sheen." - The Joy of Violent Movement

​"Delves into soaring drone noise and melody as cacophony reminiscent of late-80s/early-90s Swans, Emeralds and Popul Vuh." - New Noise Magazine ​

"I think it’s always interesting that I show bands like Swans and White Suns to people and they wonder how I could get enjoyment out of them, when in reality their sheer excess is what really makes them so enjoyable. The same goes for Yardsss, a band that sounds like a weird mix of Swans, post-rock, and orchestral music. Their upcoming album Granfalloons is going to be super awesome" - Heavy Blog Is Heavy

"Ethereal music brainchild of Southerly and Sndtrkr leader Krist Krueger." - Ghettoblaster Magazine

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